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Hi.
Now, before you fill in the form below there’s some things you should know. I always respond to my Emails. And by “always” I mean “sometimes”. Depending on what you want. Gifts and compliments usually get a response fairly quickly. The same goes for Emails that praise my beauty, of course. And don’t let me forget love letters. I *love* love letters.
Requests for money transfers, not so much.
I don’t usually do reviews. Unless, they are fun. And by “fun” I mean expensive. So if you have money, you may proceed.
That’s pretty much it. Oh wait, if you *really* need to get ahold of me and want me to hurry up already, I can usually be bribed with brownies. Or chocolate. And wine, occasionally. Just keep that in mind.
See you on the dark side, sparkle.
